I had to bust out with it. With apologies to blackperson for her original BINGO board, and thanks to zra for the inspiration, and karnythia and lilithcoyote for their help.
|Berates one minority group for bigotry toward another without acknowledging role of white racism.||Prefers to be called “a person of European descent.”||“People shouldn’t self-segregate.”||“If we all just married interracially, racism wouldn’t exist!”||"We don’t really have racism here in City/Country/Delusional Little World.”|
|“Knows” something about POC, because her POC friend told her so.||"White people have ethnicities, too!” *pout*||Scolds black folk for calling themselves “nigga/h/z.”||Dismisses claims of invisible white privilege as conspiracy theories about “The Man.”||Thinks growing up among POC/having POC family/a POC maid gives them license to make sweeping statements.|
|“I don’t really have white privilege (or I understand racism), because I’m gay/poor/disabled/Irish/a woman.”||Compares factory farms/eating meat to “the slave trade” and “the Holocaust” or “the Trail of Tears.”||PRACTICALLY FREE SPACE!
“I think we should all just be colorblind” or “I don’t see color.”
|“The problem with America today is that people don’t take enough personal responsibility for their actions.”||Agrees that racism has negative consequences for POC, without having positive consequences for white people.|
|Claims that not dating POC is purely a matter of physical preference—“I don’t date short/redheaded men, either!”||Grows matlocks as "sign of respect/admiration."||"POC can’t exactly claim cultural appropriation while using the ‘white man’s’ computer.”||Cites Clarence Thomas on matters of race only or Openly agrees with Bill Cosby.||Wants a cookie for not owning a white hood.|
|Says “Talking about racism is so divisive” or Turns every discussion of race into a discussion of class.||Brings up race of POC partner or children randomly, in order to prove lack of racism.||Believes lack of white scholarships/existence of HBCUs/fact that POC do not like him/her is “kinda racist.”||"The Asians or African/Caribbean immigrants have ‘made it’—so black people should be able to.”||Awkwardly avoids mentioning race to describe folks, or actively mocks such attempts.|
BONUS SQUARE! AUTOMATIC WIN!
|"You need to calm down."
|Creates "White Liberal BINGO."
x-posted to my journal, and probably a lot of other places.